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Ten Worst Chat Up Lines Ever!

Guys you are in a pub, bar or club. You see the girl of your dreams - What you going say?

Lost for words?

We have top of the eorld's best or worst chat up lines ever (depending on your point of view) to make her go weak at the knees and be like putty in your hands.

Girls - Take these words with a pinch of salt and take pity on anyone stupid enough to actually use any of these chat up lines on you.

Ten Worst Chat Up Lines Ever!

  1. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?


  2. Can I buy you a drink?... ...or do you just want the cash?


  3. How you doin'? - In a Joey from Friends voice.


  4. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?


  5. Hi, my name is George W. Bush.


  6. Do fries come with that shake?


  7. Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I walk by again?


  8. Call me fred flintstone cuz I'll make your bed rock.


  9. If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me? (In you best singing voice please!)


  10. You must be tired...you've been running through my mind all day.


    11. And one extra one for the really sad and lonely -

  11. If your body was a map of the world can u guess which continent I'd visit first? Australia cause its the land down under.